For this year's yuletide:
Sold Under Sin
How to get screwed with your pants on.
Last year's yuletide:
This Be The Verse
Daisy-scented shit still stinks, OR: why Spider Jerusalem hates suburbia more than life itself.
Requested LOST/Transmet crossover (as cracked as it sounds):
Visit to a Weird Planet
Spider visits one of the last reservations left.
More Transmet fics can be found at the yuletide archives, here.